March 22, 2020

Episode 13: Simon Parkes, Alien Shagger.

Episode 13: Simon Parkes, Alien Shagger.

British politician, Simon Parkes, was an upstanding member of the community. But, he was hiding a secret. For years he had been getting sexy time with cat-headed lady aliens. He even has alien children. Is he for real? I don't know. So listen this week to find out what else I don't know about Simon Parkes.

Labour councillor, Simon  Parkes, has experienced a lifetime of alien abductions. His earthbound mum is not his real mum. His real mum is a  9ft tall green mantis. 

His alien wife is a lion-headed hottie. And he has 10 lion-headed alien children! Can this be true?

New artwork by Raymond Rowell:

Contact the show at:

Instagram: idontknowthepodcast


Serial Spirits:

The Unbelievers Podcast:

Ghost Hunting in New England:

Intro music:

Music: "The Dread" "Numinous Shine"  "Numinous Shine" Kevin MacLeod (
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License


Closing music: Professor and the Madman "Electroconvulsive Therapy"